Author: Andrew Anglin
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In Keeping with “Shitty Soft Reboot” Theme, John Oliver Fights Tears While Begging People to Vote Kamala
He’s a C-3PO type annoying retard filled with crippling fear.
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In Weird Apology to Jews, Greta Thunberg Shows Up in Georgia to Support Americanization
Sorry, there’s not really any other US election news I find to be interesting. I already wrote the thing.
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Argentina: Chief Goblin Does Jew Ceremony for New Jew Foreign Minister
The previous FM was fired for not supporting the American position on Cuba.
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Top Cunt Wins Election in Moldova After Endless Claims of “Russian Meddling”
Mary Poppins ass bitch.
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TGI Fridays Declares Bankruptcy in the Middle of Greatest Economy Ever
If Fridays is going under, there is a serious problem in the economy.









