Author: Andrew Anglin
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UK: Starmer Announces New “Violent Disorder” Unit, Mass Censorship, Destruction of Anti-Stabbing Movement
Why not an anti-stabbing unit?
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Mexican Demands Cash on the Barrelhead from Negress He Married on Game Show
They should have made a sequel show about the divorce called “Help! I Married a Nigger!”
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Whiny Western Fiends Claim Chinese Record Breaking Swimmer Isn’t Human
Why are we reporting on this stupid sporting event?
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UK: Mass Child-Stabber Named as Negro Axel Rudakubana, Judge Denounces “Idiotic Rioting”
What are people supposed to do though?
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Olympics: Biofronthole Boxer Gives Up in Battle Against Male Type Creature in 46 Seconds!
This brings me joy.
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Christian Zionism is Making a Comeback as Middle East Tensions Rise
It’s easy to just blame “Christian Zionists” for things done by the Jews, isn’t it?
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Army Says Recruitment Partnership with The Rock Actually Made Things Worse
I could have told them this. I have a totally different plan for army recruitment that would actually work.
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Trump Asks If Kamala is Indian or Black, Notes That She Somehow “Became” a Black Person
lol
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Canada Sends Warship Through Chinese Waters to “Reaffirm Commitment to an Inclusive Indo-Pacific”
That really should be parody, but instead it’s real life.
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Trump Says Jews Who Don’t Vote for Him are “Absolute Fools”
If the Jews who don’t vote for you are fools, aren’t the gentiles who vote for you fools?
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Israel Assassinates Hamas Political Leader in Iran
Everything is escalating, just as the Jews said they wanted it to.
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White Nationalism at Last: Democrat Party Rallies “White Dudes” for Harris
This whole thing is very strange.
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Gorilla Chieftain Lloyd Austin Swears Allegiance to Israel After Arabian Soccer Field Massacre
Israel has been saying this whole time they were going to invade Lebanon.
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UK: Female Prison Guard Threatened with Life in Prison for Sex with Inmate
Who cares? What did you think was going to happen?
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Democrats Switch from Calling Trump a Fascist to Calling Him “Weird”
Obviously, switching from “Hitler” to “just sorta weird” is a pretty big shift, but so was switching from Biden to Kamala.