Category: Featured Stories
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OH SHIT NIGGA: It’s on Now: Report Says Obama Telling Biden to Drop Out
HE DID IT.
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Finally: MSNBC Host Joy Reid Says Trump Faked Ear Bleed for Photo-Op
Let’s see if she gets fired or suspended or condemned or whatever.
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Jewish Extremist Politician Breaks Into Al-Aqsa Mosque with Soldiers
People don’t really understand how whacked out these people around Bibi are.
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MAGA Boomers Now Wearing Fake Ear Bandages “In Solidarity”
Don’t do this. Come on.
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Zelensky Accuses Orban of Betraying EU at UK Leaders’ Meeting
Orban is actually trying to stop the EU from getting destroyed in a war.
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California: Tesla Sales Totally Collapsing as Company on the Verge of Becoming Nonviable
Freefall collapse.
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If My Father Raped, Killed, And Ate a Baby, I Would Not Change My Last Name
This is a long article about the Donald Trump conspiracy.
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Bibi, Trump, And the Plan
What’s up, big guy?
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CNN Report: Pelosi Told Biden He Can’t Win (Before Trump Waved the Bloody Ear)
Wow. Huh.
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Dublin: Uncle Tommy and the Lads Attack Migrant Camp with Knives and Pipes, Destroy Tents
There’s a storm coming.
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Destiny Banned from Kick, Demonetized on Twitter for Mocking Death of Fireman Killed at Trump Rally
He’s really a sad little guy.
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Claim: Secret Cervix Knew Alleged Shooter was a Threat 10 Minutes Before Trump Took Stage
“Haha they’re incompetent because they’re women! Competency crisis, goy!” is exactly what they want people to believe.
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China Suspends Nuclear Talks With America to Protest Arms Sales to Taiwan
China has incredible levels of patience.
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Memetic Wednesday: All Those Trump Memes I’m Sure You Wanted
It’s the thing now. What do?
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Don Jr. Claims Vicious Kikesucker “JD Vance” (Fake Name) Will be President in 2028
JD Vance is literally Jeb Bush with a talking points update.