Category: Featured Stories
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Japan: Gamers’ Petition to Get Blacked Assassin’s Creed Canceled Goes Over 50K
These Japs just hate the color of the skin for no reason.
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Xi and Putin Propose Expanding Sino-Friendship Security Alliance to Counter NATO
Things are not looking good for the Anal Alliance.
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EU Pumps Chinese EV Tariffs Up to Nearly 40%
The game is already over, bro. You lost. China won.
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Army Veteran Chokes $2,000 30-Year-Old Single Mother Hooker to Death After She Asks for More Money
He screwed this up. He should have been on the phone with a lawyer before leaving the room.
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French Prosecutors Push Rape Charges on Director for Years-Long Rape Spree
Good job, France. You’re America now.
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CBS Sued by Former Anchor Who Claims They Fired Him for Being White
He’s asking for 5 million dollars in compensation.
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NYP Tells “Heterosexual Men” They Can Have “Full-Bodied Orgasms” by Getting Fucked in the Ass
Come on, guys. What’s going on here?
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UK: Man Sentenced to 4 Months in Jail for Carrying 6-Inch Toy Zelda Sword in Public
This is a very serious country.
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Happy Independence Day! (And Stormer Anniversary!)
And hey, even if you’re not American – have some respect for our culture and grab a burger and blow something up.
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Russia Moves to Declare “Antinatalism” an Extremist Ideology
It’s about time.
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Georgia: Two MAGA Trad Wives Charged with Sex with Students
The Dems are throwing the kitchen sink at us to try to stop MAGA.
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Austria: Blasphemous Feminist Statue of Virgin Mary Gets Decapitated by Unknown Hero
The Catholic diocese that set up the work of art was very sad about this.
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Florida: 18-Year-Old Arrested for Desecrating Anal Crosswalk in May
He’s being charged with a felony.
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Germany: Catholic Church Lost Over 400,000 Members in 2023
Maybe they’re not condemning the AfD hard enough?
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Weight Loss Drugs Like Wegovy and Ozempic Linked to Condition That Leads to Blindness
The good thing is that pharmaceutical companies could sell drugs for the blindness too.