Category: Featured Stories
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Hunter Biden Convicted on Trumped-Up Gun Charges
I have already endorsed Hunter Biden for President 2024. This stupid fake conviction doesn’t change that one bit.
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Memetic Monday: Time to Blast Off Into a World of Pure Imagination
Forget about Faggot Month. How about now June is FUN MONTH!
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California Judge Won’t Dismiss “False Advertising” Claims Against Tesla Over “Autopilot” Death Trap
They don’t technically even claim it works.
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Protesters Chant “Long Live Intifada” Outside NYC October 7th Rape Temple
Who builds a rape temple?
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Hamas Welcomes Another Pointless UN Ceasefire Proposal
The Jews already said they were going to “destroy Hamas,” and you can’t have a meaningful ceasefire with people you’re planning to destroy.
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Pennsylvania to Introduce Legislation to Ban Divesting from Israel
The Jews are going around the whole country making laws against disagreeing with their behavior.
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All Tested Human Semen Samples Contain Microplastics, Scientists Say
It’s in the air.
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The Science Now Merging “Vaccines” for “Coronavirus” and “the Flu”
Coronavirus was always literally just the flu.
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AI Companies Threatening to Leave California Over Jewish “Kill Switch” Regulations
This “what if the AI build a chemical weapon?” concern is like if during the 1900s, when cars were being developed, the government was like “what if cars transformed into Decepticons and tried to conquer the galaxy?”
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Germany: 95-Year-Old Ursula Haverbeck is Back in Court for Another Crimethink Trial
She’s still not backing down.
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France: Macron Dissolves Parliament, Calls for Elections After Humiliating Defeat
People are disgusted by his tranny “wife.”
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Smart Mom Under Fire for Refusing to Return Shopping Cart
Smart moms don’t relax around niggers.
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Israel: Benny Gantz Quits War Cabinet, Whining Over Lack of “Day After” Plan for Gaza Shitshow
No one ever thought there was a “day after plan.”
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Venezuelan Organized Crime Gang “Tren de Aragua” Already Forming Network Across Multiple States
Meh. They’ll run the country better than the cops.
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UK to Open First Ever AI-Run NHS Clinic
The robots are taking over.