Category: Featured Stories
-

As America Gets Redpilled, Wendy’s Reveals the Ultimate Patriot Burger
Patriots have united in support for the based burger, but bluepilled kikes are complaining that eating it will change the weather, citing a discredited woke theory called “global warming.”
-

Woke Gay Spic Rubio Takes the Red Pill and Becomes Based: The Ukraine Could Never Win, War Must End
Is the spic Rubio really redpilled now?
-

Redpilled Patriot RFK Pops a Zyn During Senate Confirmation Hearing
Nicotine is known to increase testosterone, which causes men to become more based.
-

Sarah Palin’s Daughter has Facial Paralysis – What Could Have Caused This Condition???
Hopefully, we can develop an mRNA vaccine to solve this mysterious face-drooping crisis.
-

Patriot President Blames Woke DEI Niggers for Plane-Helicopter Crash Disaster
Years later, they will admit: “The problem was woke niggers and DEI sluts, as well as bluepilled female niggers.”
-

Wokeness in Action: Tranny Neo-Nazi Ukraine Military Raped and Killed Women in Kursk Village
The US has no problem slaughtering children in Gaza, so why would they care about raping and killing innocents in Russia?
-

Woke Pope Condemns AI, Saying It Will Spread Fake News
Wokester Pope is just afraid people are going to find out about his satanic pederasty.
-

Pentagon Continues to Use DeepSeek Because It’s So Much Better Than American Garbage AI
Because DeepSeek is open source, the Americans can copy the models and pretend they are their own, but copies can never keep up with the original.
-

Study: Plastics in Babies’ Bodies Linked to the Leading Cause of Infant Death
Everyone is going to be turned into a repulsive mutant as a result of plastic pollution, and the US government thinks it’s funny.
-

Senator Bob Menendez Sentenced to 11 Years in Prison for Being an Agent of the Egyptians
Along with gold bars, Menendez also demanded that he be paid in crates of unadulterated Hostess treats.
-

China Unveils 279mph Ultra-Train While Americans Continue to be Forced to Ride Shit-Trains with Woke Niggers
America is 100 years behind China, and the gap is widening at a rapid pace as America continues to get shittier and shittier and China continues to advance at a rapid pace.
-

US Military Helicopter Crashes Into Passenger Jet!
Most likely, everyone is dead.
-

Woke Kikes Seek to Shut Down Free Speech as Trump Goes Woke
Woke kikes should be deported right along with the bluepilled niggers.
-

WATCH: Bluepilled Subhuman Garbage Loaded Onto Military Planes to be Sent Back to Their Shitholes!
Patriot Trump takes daily doses of redpills and is alleged to often crush up and freebase those redpills on aluminum foil.
-

Bluepillers Spent $50 Million on “Condoms to Gaza” Program
What the wokesters don’t understand is that patriots go raw-dog.