Category: Featured Stories
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Democracy in Action: Starmer to be Subjected to Whining Session After a Million Sign Petition Calling for New Election
You’re not going to change democracy by voting.
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Russia Bans Adoptions to Countries That Tolerate Trannies
Russia is spearheading the Heterosexual World Order.
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Reality 101: Women Look at Status the Same Way Men Look at Tits and Ass
These are just the facts.
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Complete Fast Day Five is a Serious, Bro
I feel frigging fantastic.
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Famous Non-Fat Comic Book Artist Dead at 52
How many people have died?
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Even Starmer the Charmer Says He’ll Comply with Netanyahu Arrest Warrant
The United States is more sickening than Israel. At least Israel is a Jew state. The US is more Jewish than Jew, and everyone is fat and gay.
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Oregon Cities Want to Ban Psychedelic Mushrooms After Bizarre Experiment Fails
The pendulum swings…!
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Putin Announces Mass Production of Nifty New Missiles, Says He’s Already Got a Stockpile Lined Up
What is the plan here?
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California: Judge Rules Sadistic Ex-Wife Can Castrate Son Against Father’s Will
Stealing sons and chopping off their dicks is fundamentally a democracy action.
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Court Orders Conor McGregor Pay €250,000 to Bloated Slug-Like Slut
But she’s fat?
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Texas Education Board Approves Bible-Based Curriculum for Elementary Schools
The Jews are already whining about this.
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Tucker Carlson Again Falsely Labels US Democracy as “Fascism”
Tucker Carlson is a very influential person and he has a responsibility to not promote inane gibberish.
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Matt Gaetz “Pulls Out” of Attorney General Nomination Like It’s Some Teenage Slut!
Oh wow huge surprise is very shocking!
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Responding to US/UK Attacks, Russia Fires New Ultra-Hypersonic Ballistic Missile Into the Ukraine
Putin will start firing rockets into Europe.
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Fatmerican Sub-Humanoid Garbage Decries Bibi Warrant, Demands Comeuppance
Make Israel Great!