Category: Featured Stories
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Trying to Launch WWIII on the Way Out, Brandon Gives the Ukraine Permission to Attack Moscow with US Missiles, NYT Claims
It’s possible the Times is lying but it doesn’t seem like it.
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Are Haitians Fleeing Ohio Following Trump’s Victory?
They can go live in Minnesota with the Swedes.
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Pope Faggot Implies Israel is Committing Genocide, Calls for Investigation
He’s basically the worst human being who ever lived. And even he thinks the Jews have gone too far.
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Elon Revealed as Trying to Buy Infowars After Judge Declares Sale to The Onion Invalid
It’s sad to live in a reality where you don’t have any freedoms unless a billionaire decides to give them to you.
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My Apologies for the Website
I’ll try to do better this week.
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Yonder Slut Tells Court She had Sex with Matt Gaetz When She was a Tiny Child, Aged a Mere 17 Years
Just in time for the Senate confirmation hearings!
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New Zealand: Based Tribespeople Interrupt Parliament to Perform Lion King Style Tribal Dance
All of these Western parliaments are a joke and deserve to be treated exactly like this.
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New Study Says Nearly 75% of Americans Now Obese or Overweight!
Yikes!
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Sylvester Stallone Says Donald Trump is “Second George Washington”
It’s important to have a positive outlook.
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One True Korea: Number One Leader Orders Mass Production of Epic Suicide Drones
No one stands a chance against the real Korea.
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Trump Vows to Lift All Restrictions on Israel, End Delays of Weapons Shipments
What are the restrictions tho?
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UK: Cops Investigated Thousands of Children for Literal Mean Words
Britain is a country full of retards.
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AOC Takes Pronouns Out of Twitter Bio as Democrats Blame Trannies for Trump
Throwing trannies under the bus is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
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ADL Claims Hero Attorney General Matt Gaetz is an Antisemite! Falsely Claims AGAIN They Did Not Murder Our Jesus!
Gaetz is going to do these Jews dirty when he puts them all in death camps.
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Axios: Pentagon “Shocked” by Houthi Weapons and Capabilities
I’ve been saying this for a while.