Category: Featured Stories
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Denny’s Continues Collapse as Waffle House Rises
Denny’s is a stain on the soul of this great nation.
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Brandon Bites Halloween Baby, Sucks Toe, People Pretend It’s Not Happening
What even is this?
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Philippines: Duterte Testifies on His Use of Death Squads as Mayor of Davao
This isn’t really news. It was his main campaign platform.
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CNN: Ryan Girdusky Says Mehdi Hasan Should Have His Dick Blown Off by Jews
Yikes.
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UK: Indian Man Convicted of Distributing (Real, Non-AI) Child Porn Can’t be Deported Because of His Family
He got 14 months for real CP while AI CP gets you 18 years.
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Fake Korea: Christians Organize Huge Protest Against Gay Anal Agenda of Terrorist ZOG
Hey, finally.
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Russia Sends Missiles Thousands of Miles to Simulate Nuclear Response
The people in Washington seem convinced Russians won’t actually send nukes.
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Biden Calls Trump Supporters “Garbage” Because Kill Tony Told Mean Joke
Why didn’t he use Haiti in the joke though?
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Australia: Private “Christian” Girls’ School Bans Students from Wearing Crosses
Methodists haven’t been real Christians for a very long time.
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I’d Personally Prefer If Trump “Wins,” Frankly
There’s a silver lining.
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Many Opting Out of “Organ Donation” Scam After News Reports on Man Waking Up During Harvesting
Obviously, people wake up during these harvesting operations all the time, it’s just that in one case the sickening serial killer doctors got caught and it broke the news.
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Chicago: Islamic Immigrant Shoots Jew, Gets in Shootout with the Cops
Imagine that the Jews flooded our country with immigrants from Islamic countries, then they started massacring Islamic children.
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Jake Tapper Tells James Bowman He Never Supported the Russia Hoax
He didn’t bother to say it, but he’s said repeatedly that he wants everything for Israel.
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UK Man Sentenced to 18 Years in Prison for Creating AI Deepfake Child Porn
What is the law?
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UK: TV Channel Edits Out Big Brother Contestant’s Watermelon T-Shirt
Don’t people know that Hitler also liked watermelons?