Category: Featured Stories
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Iran Warns of Crushing Response Should Israel Dare to Respond to Missile Strikes
Iran hit military targets and purposefully avoided civilian casualties.
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White House Vows Vague Revenge on Iran for Daring to Defend Itself
The US government is going to try their hardest to pass this current crisis onto the next administration.
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Xi Reiterates Reunification Pledge After US Announces $567 Million in Lube, Poppers, And PrEP to be Delivered to Gay Island
“Blood is thicker than water.”
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Speaking Finally, Assange Says He’s Only Free Because He Pled Guilty to Journalism
This system is a joke and the people who believe in it are swine who are going to get what they deserve.
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Russia Easily Seizes Hohol Logistics Base of Ugledar as Frontlines Continue to Collapse
The Americans are going all-in for Israel and they can’t keep pissing away resources on this pointless boondoggle.
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BREAKING: Matt Gaetz Rushed to the Hospital After “Drowning in Jewish Semen”
Congressional studies have shown that a human being can only guzzle 7 gallons of Jewish semen every 15 minutes without risking death.
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BREAKING: Random Nigger Rushed to the Hospital to Have Jew Semen Pumped from Stomach
Studies have shown that consumption of Jew semen leads to wealth and power, which has led many to attempt to overload.
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Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant
Turns out, people saying Iran was ready for Israel were full of shit.
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And So It Begins: Israel Announces Ground Incursions Into Lebanon
Here we go again.
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Trump Says He Wants to Make The Purge Real (This is the First Good Idea He’s had in a While)
Finally, something that actually makes sense.
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Russia Increases Defense Spending Again, Solidifies Total War Economy
Russia is not begging the United Nations to make the US follow the rules.
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Original Dragon Quest III Team Upset with Woke Edits, Blame “Ridiculous” America
Maybe Yuji Horii should have made more of an issue of this?
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Judge Cockblocks Georgia’s Weak “Abortion Ban,” Overruling Supreme Court
Democracy is retarded in the first place, but when democracy does something that Jews don’t like, all of a sudden it’s not a democracy anymore.
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Germany: 31 Enriched, Some Critically, After Vibrant Goes on Hilarious Rampage
Don’t worry, he’s not a terrorist.
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Dark Figure Breaks Into Sleeping Woman’s NYC Apartment, Wakes Her Up for a Quick Rape
Sometimes, the diversity comes straight into your room at night and enriches you with vibrancy.