Category: Featured Stories
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Scotland: School Lets Student Identify as a Wolf
Is “species dysphoria” really that much dumber than “gender dysphoria?”
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Memetic Monday: This Better be Good
Hopefully you’re okay with this.
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Lebanon: Biggest Bombing Yet, Untold Dead, Israel Says It’s Just Getting Started
Apparently, they are trying to avoid an invasion and instead doing a massive bombing campaign.
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Chicago: NY Post Claims Blacks Preparing for Street War Against Venezuelans
It’s an interesting story, but it’s hyped up tabloid material.
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Elon Backs Down Against Brazil’s Darth Vader Judge, Complies with Demands
Elon whines a lot but always ends up complying.
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Media Shocked That RFK Supporters Don’t Care About Sex “Scandals”
According to the media, if you want to be a right-wing politician, you basically have to be Jesus.
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Jew Soldiers Raid Al Jazeera Offices in West Bank, Issue 45-Day Closure Order
Very democratic.
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Hateful Report Blames Illegal Migrants for Record-Breaking Increase in Homelessness
It’s not the migrants’ fault they’re homeless, you bigot.
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Russia Tries to Stop Satanic, Tyrannical UN Power Grab Pact But Gets Outvoted
The UN is laying the groundwork for the next global “event.”
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Piano Competition Explicitly Discriminates Against Men for Gender Equity
These pianists and their hatred for penises is a total disgrace.
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Recent Supreme Court Decision Protects Cannabis Products Against Federal Regulatory Agencies
Hemp products are safe and effective.
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Holidays are Coming: Please Don’t Harass Your Family About the Jews
It’s basically Christmas.
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The Penguin Series Premiere Review: A Failure as a Comic Book Story, A Failure as a Gangster Story
It’s a shame the writing is so poor, because Colin Farrell’s performance is a lot of fun.
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With Exploding Pager Terrorist Attacks, Israel and the US Have Permanently Altered the Global Security Landscape
We can no longer trust any device that goes through Western supply chains.
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Racist Scandal: Boeing Fires Negro Gentleman in Charge of Space Unit Amidst Stranded Astronaut Scandal
George Floyd must be rolling in his grave.