Category: Featured Stories
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Ebonics Translation: “Fuck My Cousin II” by Lil Zay Osama & Lil Durk
We intend to promote cross-cultural understanding at the Daily Stormer.
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BASED National Review Editor-in-Chief Calls Haitians “Niggers” on Megyn [sic] Kelly Show
But he can at least work at Daily Stormer.
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Feds Going After RFK Jr. for Beheading Beached Whale Corpse in 1994
“He beheaded the corpse of a whale!” is the best they could find after the nanny abuse hoax didn’t really go anywhere.
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UN Whines About Western Support for Baby-Killing Jews, Does Nothing
The Jews are literally slaughtering the UN’s own people, but the best they can do is issue a very opaquely-worded statement.
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UK: Famous Former BBC Presenter Gets Suspended Sentence for Owning, Making Child Porn (Children 7-9 Years Old)
He was apparently very remorseful.
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Rabid Jews Label Helpless Retarded Girl “Antisemite of the Week” for Complaining About Incinerated Toddlers
Antisemitism: the great uniter.
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I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT
I don’t care if Trump is a Zionist shill and the election is fake: Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala Harris is a complete outrage.
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Spain: Football Players Accused of Requiring Sluts to Sign Hilarious “Sexual Consent Forms”
This is hardcore (pun intended ahahahahaha).
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Springfield: FBI Investigating “Threats Against Haitians” After Trump Says They’re Eating the Pets
It’s the old American adage at work: “I might not agree that you ate my dog, but I’ll die for your right to eat my cat as well.”
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Houthis Reach Israel with Missile, Netanyahu Promises Revenge
The Iron Dome is having a lot of problems lately.
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Bill Gates Announces There’ll be a Pandemic If World Avoids Big War
Why would a war prevent a pandemic?
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With Supplies of Warm Bodies Drying Up, Poland FM Calls for EU to Send Ukrainian Men Back Home
The Ukraine has a whole new army in the waiting.
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Take Care of Yourself: Self-Empowerment is Not “Defeatism”
Please, just try to relax.
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France: Court Awards Macron’s Husband €8,000 in Damages Because Women Claimed He’s a Man
How can he be awarded damages without undergoing a DNA test?
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Trump Promises to Deport Springfield Haitians to Venezuela
This will work.