Category: Featured Stories
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Memetic Monday: I’m Trying to Make the Site Better, But It’s Difficult
I think an upswing is headed our way.
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California: School District Paid “Energy Healer” Over $300K for Chakra-Clearing Services
Your chakras ain’t gonna clear themselves, that’s for sure.
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Germany: Vibrant Who Stabbed Up Diversity Festival was Supposed to be Deported Last Year
Cops had better things to do.
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France: Government Kidnaps Telegram CEO, Demands Mass Censorship
This Russian guy is personally responsible for what a billion people say on his app.
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Sadistic Homosexual Lindsey Graham Tells Israel to Bomb Iran Unless Hamas Releases Hostages
If you can’t destroy Hamas, just threaten to bomb other countries!
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Israel has Begun the Mass Bombing of Lebanon
This could all get very serious very quickly.
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Top Venezuelan Prison Gang Brings Fun and Excitement to Boring Colorado Town
Why is this allowed?
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“JD Vance” Says Trump is Adamantly Pro-Abortion
Great job, JD!
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UK: Attorney General Says He Won’t Approve Decision to Ban Arms Sales to Israel
Protecting the Jews’ right to kill kids is one of the core values of democracy.
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No Important Article Today. Instead: Updates and Apologies!
No one can be on all the time, you know?
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Zelensky Demands Long-Range Missiles to Target Moscow
I don’t think you can keep saying “NATO is not in the war.”
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California City Replacing Toxic Disposable Plastic Cups with Toxic Reusable Plastic Cups, Helping No One
The government has to pay for the Ozempic and the tranny drugs. It would be much cheaper to prevent people from becoming fat and gay.
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Germany: 3 Dead and 8 Injured After Mass Stabbing at Festival of Diversity
You can’t have real diversity without a mass stabbing.
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US and Her Vassals Repeat Claim Maduro is Not Allowed to be President of Venezuela
Who do the Americans think they are?
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The Science Suddenly Discovers That “Excessive” Fluoride in Drinking Water Can Lower Kids’ IQs
But I’m sure sticking to the recommended dosage is perfectly safe.