Category: Featured Stories
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Memetic Monday: Yes, It’s Tuesday, But This Collection is the Bomb Digity
Yeah, it’s late, my dearest friends. But it’s good. I promise you’ll have a lot of fun.
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Trump Tells Elon He Experienced a Miracle, “More of a Believer” Now
Cringe.
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Shock as Latest Miracle “Artificial Sweetener” Turns Out to be Just as Unhealthy as Every Other Version
Of course this is poison.
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UK: NHS Tells Doctors to Ask Men If They’re Pregnant Before Getting X-Rays
Some hospitals were already doing this.
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Toxic Gas from Landfills is a Major Source of PFAS Pollution (JUST BURN THE TRASH!)
Here’s the deal: burn the trash.
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UK: 11-Year-Old Girl Conveniently Stabbed by Alleged White Man, Allegedly Saved by Moslem
It’s just a big coincidence that this is exactly what the British government needed.
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Lindsey Graham Calls Hohol Terrorism Inside Russia “Beautiful”
Very sadistic.
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Elon Should be Arrested for Anti-Stabbing Content, Says Former Twitter Exec in Guardian Op-Ed
Did you see where some cop in the UK threatened to arrest Elon Musk for being against stabbing?
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UK: Faggot Jew Archbishop of Canterbury Says Anti-Stabbing Protesters are “Unchristian”
Justin Welby is unchristian.
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New York: Man Shouts “Free Palestine” and Stabs Jew (We’re Never Going to Hear the End of This)
I don’t understand what Jews expected?
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UK: Former MI6 Agent Who Penned Fake Pissgate Dossier Says Russia Tricked British Into Being Against Stabbing Children
Goofy.
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Female Cop Punched by Black Man has “Long Road to Recovery”
Feminism is a failed experiment.
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Hohols Expect Russia to Respond to Kursk Terrorism with Large-Scale Missile Attack
The incursion is a pointless publicity stunt that serves no real strategic purpose.
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Brooklyn: Dozens Commemorate Assassinated Hamas Negotiator
Israel has yet to explain how murdering the top negotiator helps negotiations.
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Terrorist Hohols Start Fire on Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant After Intense Shelling
The media keeps pretending Russia attacks itself.