Category: Featured Stories
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Taking the 2024 Election Seriously Makes You Look Stupid and Delusional
Remember: I just do one article on Sundays, which is pre-written (usually on Saturday), because I’m taking Sundays off for religious reasons. I actually woke up and wrote this one before Church, because… well, you know. A goat fell in a well. This is political, and I sort of want to do spiritually uplifting stuff…
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Memetic Saturday: Memes are a Dish Best Served Cold…
Look – the week isn’t over yet.
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Taking Cues from Kamala, Trump Planning Rap Concert at Rally
This sucks.
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Iraq Considering Lowering Women’s Legal Age of Marriage to 9
Fat, stupid white people think it’s wild to say “girls should be married off at 14.”
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NYC: Black Gentleman Smacks the “Empowerment” Out of White Female NYPD Cop
I love this.
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Germany: Police Union Chairman Finds Foolproof Way to Stop Exploding Knife Crime
The answer was so simple all along.
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Sweden Allegedly Solving the Migrant Problem, Has More Emigrants Than Immigrants Now
Is this the end of Captain Sweden?
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Russia: Emergency Declared in Response to Lunatic Hohol Terrorist Rampage Inside Russia
What’s the plan here, guys?
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UK: Starmer Says Anti-Stabbing Movement Result of Internet Misinformation
It’s not even possible to have more censorship in the UK.
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California: Governor Gavin Newsom Leads Assault on Homeless Encampment…!?
This is totally confusing.
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Maduro Blocks Twitter for 10 Days, Urges Supporters to Move to WeChat, Telegram
Everyone eventually admits I’m right. It’s just a matter of how much pain they experience before that point.
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Chicago: City Approves Anti-Israel Protests at the DNC
Why??? I wonder why???
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UK: Vibrant Local Councillor Arrested for Demanding “Nazis” Get Their Throats Cut
Labour also suspended him.
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Bulgaria: Parliament Bans Anal Indoctrination in Schools
Finally, some good news.
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With Negotiator Dead, Countries Continue Dreaming About Gaza Ceasefire
Just give up. It’s not happening.