Category: Featured Stories
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Missouri: Jews Successfully Defeat Anti-Israel Squad Member in Primary
Bitch forgot who put her there in the first place.
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Judge Finally Rules Google’s Monopoly on Search is Illegal
Google Search hasn’t even been useful for years.
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Tim Walz in as Coconut Brat VP After Inventing “Weird People” Meme
If JD Vance ever tried to take an abortion book from my daughter, I would have some kind of mental breakdown.
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Secretaries of State Call on Musk to Make His Robot Work Better to Save Democracy
I’ll shit on Musk all day but I will defend his crappy robot.
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Hamas Rebuilding Military Capacity and Still Going Strong After More Than 9 Months of War
Israel just needs two more weeks.
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Germany: “Green” Politician Files Legal Complaint Against Björn Höcke for Liking a Song
They’re really grasping at straws here.
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Israeli Officials Whine That Netanyahu is Avoiding Ceasefire Deal on Purpose (As If This was a Secret)
It’s all pretty much riding on the US presidential election.
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Trump Energizing Evangelical Christianity with Messiah Narrative, Rebranding as Savior of the Jews
Cool political bloc.
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Iran Warns of “Moral Duty” to Avenge Hamas Leader as Shoigu Arrives in Tehran
Everyone’s getting ready.
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Racist Slut Whines After Blacks Who Stomped Her Son to Death Get Slap on the Wrist
If he didn’t want to be murdered, then maybe he should have helped George Floyd more?
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German Catholic Diocese Funds Another Ship to Bring Invaders to Italy
No wonder they’re bleeding worshippers.
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Hot Takes on the British Finally Rioting Against Immigrants
I’ve got none.
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Entire West Now Pushing for New War in Venezuela
Where does this fall on the Ukraine-Israel spectrum?
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UK: Government Warns Anti-Stabbing Protesters They Will “Pay the Price” and “Regret This”
This whole mass immigration project was never going to not result in mass violence.
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After a Week, The Vatican Finally Calls Olympics Opening Ceremony “Offensive”
Great job, guys.