Category: Featured Stories
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The Entire Narrative is Shifting on a Bunch of Issues (Atlantic City Banning Homelessness)
Anti-homeless now. No one asks why.
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Great Satan Prepares to Defend Israel Against Islamic World as Jews Prepare Bomb Shelters
The Jews are always the protagonists in these world wars, for no reason whatsoever.
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Mentally Ill Homeless Drug Addicts Plaguing Manhattan’s West Side, Terrorizing Tourists
What happened to “the taxpayer” as an entity that had some say in what is going on in the community?
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Zelensky Says the Ukraine Now Flying F-16s, Asks NATO to Shoot Down Russian Missiles
Zelensky doesn’t want Israel to have the spotlight.
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Even the Taliban Didn’t “Solve” the Woman Problem. They Just Manage It Intelligently.
We have to implement a Taliban type system in the West, or the West will not survive.
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IQ of People Allegedly Suffering from “Long Covid” is 10 to 30 Points Lower Than Expected
Maybe the real vax conspiracy was to lower people’s IQs?
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Pentagram Deploying More Warships and Fighter Jets to the Middle East as Total War Looms
This seems good.
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UK: As Government Releases Pro-Stabbing Defense Forces, Anti-Stabbers Burn Building, Fight Cops
I think the soundtrack of the anti-stabbing revolution should be The Smiths’ “Panic.”
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Rand Paul Calls Out “Kids Online Safety Act” as Giving Government “Bizarre” Censorship Powers
Because anything can cause anxiety.
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Hezbollah Announces New Phase in Fight Against Israel
The Jews have already lost the PR fight.
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Justice Department Sues TikTok with Goofy “Save the Children” Bullshit
Fuck them kids.
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Anal Empire Threatens to “Hold Maduro Accountable” for Winning Election
The American government and its European minions quickly figured out the real winner of the election using telepathic abilities.
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Traveling “Christian” Tent with “Prophets” Touring Swing States for Trump
Christians shouldn’t even be voting.
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Mexican Demands Cash on the Barrelhead from Negress He Married on Game Show
They should have made a sequel show about the divorce called “Help! I Married a Nigger!”
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Whiny Western Fiends Claim Chinese Record Breaking Swimmer Isn’t Human
Why are we reporting on this stupid sporting event?