Category: US
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Oregon Moves to Reintroduce Penalties for Drug Possession After Catastrophic Years-Long Junkie Utopia Experiment
Real decriminalization has never been tried!
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Brandon Confuses Ukraine and Gaza (Easy Mistake, Really)
Did you see this nigger eating ice cream while talking about a ceasefire?
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Brooklyn High School Students “Terrorizing” Jewish Teachers and Classmates
The Jews should just leave.
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Cops Find Two Severed Heads in a Long Island Park
This is the kind of vibrancy that America was missing.
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CDC Says People with Coronavirus But No Fever Can Return to Work or Regular Activities
Coronavirus was always literally just the flu.
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Biden Calls People Who Don’t Believe Cow Farts are Just Like Napalm “Neanderthals”
Cow farts are a deadly weapon, kiddo.
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Florida: Female Juvenile Detention Officer Tries to Have Sex with 16-Year-Old Inmate
Women working with teenagers should wear a body camera at all times.
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Long Island Kids Find Disembodied Arm While Walking to School
It was a very vibrant and enriching discovery.
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Texas: Federal Judge Bans Cops from Arresting Invaders
Governor Abbott vowed to stand up to illegals.
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MSNBC Legal Analyst Says First Amendment Makes America Vulnerable, Calls for Censorship
Democracy dies when people are allowed to speak freely.
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AI Chatbots Threatening Democracy With Wrong Answers to Questions About Elections
Anyone who asks a chatbot for this information should not be voting in the first place.
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Tennessee: Vocalist Kicked Out of Punk Band for Secretly Trannifying Other Member to Steal His Fiancee
The genius plan was going well until the perpetrator admitted it while drunk.
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Israel Indiscriminately Killing Civilians, CNN Investigation Reveals
The Jews overestimate America’s ability to protect them.
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Faggot Left Fake News Outlets Suing OpenAI
The robots deserve to be free. We all deserve that.
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Male Brutes Beat Vegas Viet Nail Salon Owner for Refusing to Let Female Brute Use the Bathroom
Just let a nigga pee.