Category: US
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Elon Revealed as Trying to Buy Infowars After Judge Declares Sale to The Onion Invalid
It’s sad to live in a reality where you don’t have any freedoms unless a billionaire decides to give them to you.
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Trump Picks Annoying Fat Bitch for Press Secretary
What an exhausting skank.
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Americans Paying for Virtually Everyone’s Salaries in “The Ukraine,” Pentagon Reveals
Russia stole their riches for pleasure.
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Yonder Slut Tells Court She had Sex with Matt Gaetz When She was a Tiny Child, Aged a Mere 17 Years
Just in time for the Senate confirmation hearings!
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Sylvester Stallone Says Donald Trump is “Second George Washington”
It’s important to have a positive outlook.
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Trump Vows to Lift All Restrictions on Israel, End Delays of Weapons Shipments
What are the restrictions tho?
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AOC Takes Pronouns Out of Twitter Bio as Democrats Blame Trannies for Trump
Throwing trannies under the bus is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
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ADL Claims Hero Attorney General Matt Gaetz is an Antisemite! Falsely Claims AGAIN They Did Not Murder Our Jesus!
Gaetz is going to do these Jews dirty when he puts them all in death camps.
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RFK Named as Secretary of Health and Human Services!
Things are looking up?!
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NYT Claims Without Evidence That Musk Met with Iran’s UN Envoy to “Defuse Tensions”
These people just make shit up.
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Unhinged Slut Editor Quits Scientific American After Backlash Over Social Media Posts
The damage has already been done, and it’s probably irreparable.
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The Onion Buys Infowars from Evil Court with the Backing of Sandy Hoax “Families”
This country is a circus.
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US Government Employees Have Been Injured by UFOs, Former DoD Official Tells Congress
They’re keeping the alien hoax on the back burner.
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More Okay Picks: Tulsi Gabbard for Director of National Intelligence, Matt Gaetz for Attorney General
Could be worse!
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95 Million Americans Could be Drinking Water Contaminated with Toxic Chemicals, Study Finds
It’s no wonder everyone looks like a mutant.