Category: US
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California Dad Gets Full Custody of 4-Year-Old Son After Mother Tried to Turn Him Into a Tranny
Unfortunately, the reason he won full custody appears to be that the mother has substance abuse problems.
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Elon Claims Another Scalp: Motorcyclist Killed by “Full Self-Driving” Tesla
Elon’s cars are overpriced death machines.
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CDC Announces Seasonal Vaccines for Livestock Workers to Allegedly Prevent Virus Mutations
Vaccine makers want what’s best for you, goy.
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Denver: Famous Venezuelan Gang Tells Members It’s Okay to Shoot American Cops
Rockstar Games should make a new Grand Theft Auto inspired by Tren de Aragua.
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Gorilla Chieftain Lloyd Austin Swears Allegiance to Israel After Arabian Soccer Field Massacre
Israel has been saying this whole time they were going to invade Lebanon.
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Democrats Switch from Calling Trump a Fascist to Calling Him “Weird”
Obviously, switching from “Hitler” to “just sorta weird” is a pretty big shift, but so was switching from Biden to Kamala.
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After Being Politely Asked by America Not to Bomb Beirut, Jews Bomb Beirut
Hezbollah didn’t bomb the football field. That was a stupid claim, and just an excuse to attack.
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Pentagon Announces New $1.7 Billion Warmongering Package for the Ukraine
Americans don’t need that money because they’re already a part of the indispensable nation.
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Report: Elon Began His Revenge Mission Against Biden in 2021 When Biden Said GM Invented Electric Cars
What a shitty news item.
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Same Spooks Who Said in 2016 Russia was Hacking for Trump Now Say Iran Hacking Against Him
A lot of people support Trump because his ear was scratched.
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US Allegedly Trying to Stop Jews from Bombing Beirut
The Trump team has made it very clear: they want to help Jews bomb everyone.
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Brandon Says He’s Gonna… Stop the Supreme Court and Change Constitution Against Trump
I thought this nigga resigned?
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Kamala’s Election Campaign Accuses Musk of Spreading Lies Over Retweet of “Deepfake” Parody
The video isn’t even funny.
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Members of Trump’s Secret Cervix Detail Say They Weren’t Warned of Alleged Ear Scratcher
The “competence crisis” PSYOP continues.
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Bitcoin Conference: Trump and RFK Both Take Strong Pro-Coiner Positions
I don’t care about elections, but I do care about coins.