Category: US
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Tornado Rapes Iowa Wind Turbines (Just Bury Them in Landfills to Further Poison the Groundwater)
If global warmers aren’t stopped, they are going to poison the entire earth and make it unlivable for most forms of life.
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Dastardly Boy-Lover Lindsey Graham Whines That If ICC Goes After Israel They Will Soon Come for Him
I’m not sure why he would think this was even a good case to make.
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“Experts” Still Hyping “Bird Flu,” Say Virus Already “Jumping” to Humans from Cows
In 2020, viruses declared war on mankind.
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Israel Orders Anal Countries to Unite Against ICC, Boycott Netanyahu Arrest Warrant
The Jews are looking pretty desperate.
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Colorado Teen Going to Jail After Cops Ask Google for IP Addresses Near Crime Scene
[Editor’s note: Elvis wrote the title. I wrote these stupid jokes, like I do in every article. I think Elvis’ title is saying something about Google spying on you, but everyone already knew they could search warrant for your location information. I guess the issue is that it’s such a wide net, to get all…
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Plastics Found Inside Every Human Testicle Examined in Study
This is a real threat to humanity.
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New York City Now has Fewest Cops in Decades, Keeps Losing More
Now fewer blacks will be viciously slaughtered for no reason.







